Author Archives: Wingnuttiest

Drinking kool-aid while killing Osama

Not clear what this image means, but its author seems upset that Obama got Osama. (found on FR here)

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Altered photo proves that photo has been altered

This person is crazy. That is all! (found via this FR thread)

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Furries For Rand: Furjectivists

Did you know? Furries are everywhere. And so are followers of the late wingnut philosopher (and founder of “objectivism”) Ayn Rand. Thus, it was only inevitable that the 21st century would see the birth of furjectivism, which neatly combines two fantasy worlds into one. (The photo at left might have something to do with The […]

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Push them down the stairs

Not much to say about this image, except that it seems some wingnuts enjoy fantasies of seriously harming liberals. A TinEye search reveals that the word “Liberals” was photoshopped over “Some people”, which I imagine would make a fitting bumper sticker to go next to that decal of Calvin from Calvin & Hobbes urinating on […]

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Chris Matthews loves Kool-Aid, Jack Daniels

Chris Matthews Wingnut Image

The wingnuts hate Chris Matthews, because he’s a “certified B.O. nut” (an ACORN reference?). Too bad this photo doesn’t include his legs; I’d be very curious to see how they’d add an Obama-induced shiver. The minicollage in the bottom left notably packs the most idea density, conveying, roughly, that once you drink the Kool-Aid, you […]

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Defibrillating Marx and the Constitution

While Obama seems to be having luck reanimating the corpse of Karl Marx below, obstetrician Ron Paul should really know better than to try and defibrillate a rare historical document. (both from the completely crazy, paranoid, Holocaust-denying Dees Illustration Studio)

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Iowa caucus: Obama is a Muslim Chamberlain

According to these Iowa caucus voters interviewed on Fox News, Obama is a Muslim and the contemporary equivalent of Neville Chamberlain. Unlike Obama, however, Nazi appeaser Chamberlain never sported a Hitler mustache. Comparisons of Obama’s policies to Nazi appeasement are fairly mainstream: during the 2008 election Bush referenced Nazi appeasement during a speech at the […]

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Wingnuts think Obama is “Tha Carter II”

Several things are going on in this image, all of them awful. I suppose the Photoshopped “RSSR” stands for Russian Soviet Socialist Republic? found via “Jimmy Carter: Unrest in Egypt ‘earth-shaking’” on Free Republic As a bonus, here’s another Carter-related wingnut image:

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Emperor Obama Palpatine

It is often said that history repeats itself, even if it happened a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away… (via ConservativeImage.com)

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Michael Steele has no guns

(via TPM)

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True the Vote

Tea Party election monitors True the Vote in Texas are now under investigation by DOJ. They have a crazy, paranoid (but slightly boring) recruitment video set to stirring music: The King Street Patriots (the group behind True the Vote) at one time used this doctored photo in an older recruitment video:

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Good and bad wishes for Rush

Rush Limbaugh was rushed to the hospital this afternoon in Hawaii, which has right- and left-wingnuts alternately concerned and excited. We bring you selected prayers and death wishes.

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Birther Taitz: “It might be time now” to revolt

Multi-talented Orly Taitz is a famous wingnut, birther attorney, and dentist. Her latest blog post claims Obama purposely appointed an inept Homeland Security Director in order to sabotage the country with underwear bombs. Thus she believes “It might be time now” to take up arms in revolution. [Via TPM] IT MIGHT BE TIME NOW Posted […]

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Merry Xmas from Wingnut-land

Wingnut Obama Christmas Card

The Obama socialist Christmas tree decoration program has the wingnuts up in arms about Yule balls. This year, the White House enlisted schools and community groups across the country to help collage balls for their Christmas tree. As a result, objectionable and degenerate art images — such as Andy Warhol’s painting of Mao, Mt. Rushmore […]

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Health care kills Christmas

Wingnut “Bunny” from Kansas explains to C-SPAN why the passing of the health care bill forced her to use the nuclear option: she took down her Christmas tree, lights, and decorations in protest. Santa doesn’t visit socialist countries, so what’s the point? [Via TPM and Wonkette]

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Obama as Adolf “The Joker” Hitler

There are so many elements at play here that it’s hard to know where to start. The Joker makeup and Hitler mustache produce a vexing mixed metaphor. And why is Michelle flying a tiny plane? Don’t miss the tiny “666” forearm tattoo, and on the watch face a picture of … Rasputin? John Barrymore as […]

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Sarah “Warrior Princess” Palin

Sarah Palin’s face has been superimposed atop many bodies before, but none so artfully done as this one. [Spotted on FR either here or here]

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Dear Army: please overthrow our President

Guest column today!  This article was originally posted on Newsmax, a very respected wingnut news site and magazine that just happens to look like Newsweek. Sadly, Newsmax has removed all traces of this article from their site. Still, many do share the author’s view that it is patriotic to advocate a military-led coup against our President. Read […]

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Glenn Beck keeping nuts up wingnights

Here’s one of the most amazing discussions on Free Republic in a while. Its original poster can’t sleep because he’s worrying too much about the state of the country, and finds that dozens of his fellow freepers are suffering from the same Obama/Beck-induced insomnia: can you sleep Posted on September 24, 2009 1:22:23 AM EDT […]

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It’s 5 o’clock: do you know where your children are?

It’s five o’clock and this FR mom’s daughter is watching Glenn Beck in the dark, holding a loaded gun. Glenn Beck has said he believes in “Norman Rockwell’s America,” so let’s try to imagine a Rockwell rendering of this American scene: My 16-year-old daughter LOVES Glenn Beck. She was angry last week when her ex-boyfriend came […]

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