Drinking kool-aid while killing Osama

Not clear what this image means, but its author seems upset that Obama got Osama.

(found on FR here)

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Altered photo proves that photo has been altered

This person is crazy. That is all!

(found via this FR thread)

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Furries For Rand: Furjectivists

Did you know? Furries are everywhere. And so are followers of the late wingnut philosopher (and founder of “objectivism”) Ayn Rand. Thus, it was only inevitable that the 21st century would see the birth of furjectivism, which neatly combines two fantasy worlds into one. (The photo at left might have something to do with The Fountainhead.)

While the furjectivist community seems largely dormant today, its last great struggles took place largely in Second Life, where furry and non-furry followers of Rand alike maintain a virtual Objectivist Institute.

From skimming the virtual newspaper article covering this “great debate”, the furjectivist pixel people apparently debated, or didn’t sufficiently debate, Communist pixel people (one of them named “Comrade Supercool Sautereau”), and everyone was disappointed.

But that’s already more than I want to know about virtual-reality-based furry-objectivist political debates, so I’ll stop here.

(found via the 4Chan/Anonymous encyclopedia’s article on Ayn Rand)

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Push them down the stairs

Not much to say about this image, except that it seems some wingnuts enjoy fantasies of seriously harming liberals.

A TinEye search reveals that the word “Liberals” was photoshopped over “Some people”, which I imagine would make a fitting bumper sticker to go next to that decal of Calvin from Calvin & Hobbes urinating on your car.

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Chris Matthews loves Kool-Aid, Jack Daniels

The wingnuts hate Chris Matthews, because he’s a “certified B.O. nut” (an ACORN reference?). Too bad this photo doesn’t include his legs; I’d be very curious to see how they’d add an Obama-induced shiver. The minicollage in the bottom left notably packs the most idea density, conveying, roughly, that once you drink the Kool-Aid, you must OBEY Barack “the GIANT” Obama.

The guy in the background calling Matthews “major league Clymer … big time” is a reference to a live-microphone accident in 2000 when a campaigning Bush remarked to Cheney, “There’s Adam Clymer, major league asshole from the New York Times.” Cheney replied, “Oh yeah, he is, big time.” Matthews, one assumes, must also fit this category.

(found on the FR thread Chris Matthews: Boehner, Cantor birther ‘collaborators’ and this guy’s Flickr)

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Defibrillating Marx and the Constitution

While Obama seems to be having luck reanimating the corpse of Karl Marx below, obstetrician Ron Paul should really know better than to try and defibrillate a rare historical document.

(both from the completely crazy, paranoid, Holocaust-denying Dees Illustration Studio)

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Iowa caucus: Obama is a Muslim Chamberlain

According to these Iowa caucus voters interviewed on Fox News, Obama is a Muslim and the contemporary equivalent of Neville Chamberlain. Unlike Obama, however, Nazi appeaser Chamberlain never sported a Hitler mustache.

Comparisons of Obama’s policies to Nazi appeasement are fairly mainstream: during the 2008 election Bush referenced Nazi appeasement during a speech at the Knesset, and McCain followed up with a Chamberlain reference.

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Wingnuts think Obama is “Tha Carter II”

Several things are going on in this image, all of them awful. I suppose the Photoshopped “RSSR” stands for Russian Soviet Socialist Republic?
Obama as Jimmy Carter
found via “Jimmy Carter: Unrest in Egypt ‘earth-shaking'” on Free Republic

As a bonus, here’s another Carter-related wingnut image:
Jimmy Carter and a rabbit

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Emperor Obama Palpatine

It is often said that history repeats itself, even if it happened a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away…

(via ConservativeImage.com)

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Michael Steele has no guns

(via TPM)

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True the Vote

Tea Party election monitors True the Vote in Texas are now under investigation by DOJ. They have a crazy, paranoid (but slightly boring) recruitment video set to stirring music:

The King Street Patriots (the group behind True the Vote) at one time used this doctored photo in an older recruitment video:

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Good and bad wishes for Rush

Rush Limbaugh was rushed to the hospital this afternoon in Hawaii, which has right- and left-wingnuts alternately concerned and excited. We bring you selected prayers and death wishes.
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Birther Taitz: “It might be time now” to revolt

Multi-talented Orly Taitz is a famous wingnut, birther attorney, and dentist. Her latest blog post claims Obama purposely appointed an inept Homeland Security Director in order to sabotage the country with underwear bombs. Thus she believes “It might be time now” to take up arms in revolution. [Via TPM]

Posted on December 28, 2009

During her [Napolitano’s] tenure Arizona was number 1 in the country according to the number of kidnappings and number 2 in the World. Why did Obama pick as a director of Homeland security one with the worst record? What is the real intention of this Kenyan, Indonesian communist usurper? Is it to provide security for us or to destroy our security? Judge for yourself.

Seeing targeted destruction of our economy, our security, dissipation of American jobs, massive corruption in the Government, Congress Department of Justice and Judiciary, it might be time to start rallies and protests using our second amendment right to bare arms and organise in militias.

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Merry Xmas from Wingnut-land

The Obama socialist Christmas tree decoration program has the wingnuts up in arms about Yule balls. This year, the White House enlisted schools and community groups across the country to help collage balls for their Christmas tree. As a result, objectionable and degenerate art images — such as Andy Warhol’s painting of Mao, Mt. Rushmore with Obama’s head pasted adjacent, and a drag queen flanked by rainbows — were pasted by volunteers atop at least three separate balls. These send strong signals to FReepers that the Obama Administration, like its Rainbow Mao Xmas balls, is unpatriotic and mocks religious values.

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Health care kills Christmas

Wingnut “Bunny” from Kansas explains to C-SPAN why the passing of the health care bill forced her to use the nuclear option: she took down her Christmas tree, lights, and decorations in protest. Santa doesn’t visit socialist countries, so what’s the point? [Via TPM and Wonkette]

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Obama as Adolf “The Joker” Hitler

There are so many elements at play here that it’s hard to know where to start. The Joker makeup and Hitler mustache produce a vexing mixed metaphor. And why is Michelle flying a tiny plane? Don’t miss the tiny “666” forearm tattoo, and on the watch face a picture of … Rasputin? John Barrymore as Svengali? Your suggestions welcome. Muhammad, from the Danish cartoons (thanks, Hanlon!).

Taken from Free Republic thread "WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE?"

The gravestone marked “R.I.P. Donald Young” refers to a choir director from Chicago that many wingnuts believe was murdered to cover up homosexual escapades and crack use between Obama, a man named Larry Sinclair, and Young. Really, people think this.

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Sarah “Warrior Princess” Palin

Sarah Palin’s face has been superimposed atop many bodies before, but none so artfully done as this one.

[Spotted on FR either here or here]

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Dear Army: please overthrow our President

Guest column today!  This article was originally posted on Newsmax, a very respected wingnut news site and magazine that just happens to look like Newsweek. Sadly, Newsmax has removed all traces of this article from their site. Still, many do share the author’s view that it is patriotic to advocate a military-led coup against our President. Read on for the column and the reaction it got on Free Republic.

Obama Risks A Domestic Military “Intervention”
Tuesday, September 29, 2009 10:35 AM
By John L. Perry

There is a remote, although gaining, possibility America’s military will intervene as a last resort to resolve the “Obama problem.” Don’t dismiss it as unrealistic. Read More »

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Glenn Beck keeping nuts up wingnights

Here’s one of the most amazing discussions on Free Republic in a while. Its original poster can’t sleep because he’s worrying too much about the state of the country, and finds that dozens of his fellow freepers are suffering from the same Obama/Beck-induced insomnia:

can you sleep
Posted on September 24, 2009 1:22:23 AM EDT

is there anyone else out there that feels something is so imminent, they cannot sleep. Maybe it’s the not knowing.Who would have ever believed in the USA

What follows is more than a hundred late-night comments revealing, completely un-self-consciously, their most paranoid fantasies and fears: of the new dual-purpose H1N1 quarantine / political re-education camps being built; worrying that noises in the night will turn out to be tanks rolling down the street bringing Obama’s Marxist takeover; speculation about UFOs watching us over Walla Walla, Washington; and several posts about how these troubles with insomnia began, interestingly enough, when they started watching Glenn Beck

Emphasis ours below.

“Ever since I started watching Glenn Beck have this sick feeling of real trouble for this country. I do have trouble sleeping along with other symptoms of stress. This whole thing is making me sick.”

“almost every frickin night since i started watching glenn 3 years ago on cnn. everything just started falling into place then in my gut. hard to get up and go on as if everyday….”

“I didn’t sleep well/much for 2 weeks after the election of this MARXIST USURPER. It hasn’t improved much since then….”

“I’m up and it’s 2 am. I’ve been in a funk ever since election night when my country died.  At least the one I’ve grown up in. We will have loads of enjoyable company in the re-education camps cause all of us will be there.”

“I sometimes feel like Harry Potter in the HP movies / books where he can TELL Voldemort is coming and no one will believe him. I often send information on to family and friends about the latest government take over of this or that but I’ve been labelled a kook.”

“Yes, with lots of this:
‘What’s that noise?’
‘I thought I heard something.’
I’m expecting tanks to roll any day now.”

“I haven’t slept peacefully since Bush left Washington.”

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It’s 5 o’clock: do you know where your children are?

It’s five o’clock and this FR mom’s daughter is watching Glenn Beck in the dark, holding a loaded gun. Glenn Beck has said he believes in “Norman Rockwell’s America,” so let’s try to imagine a Rockwell rendering of this American scene:

My 16-year-old daughter LOVES Glenn Beck. She was angry last week when her ex-boyfriend came by the house because she had to miss Glenn’s show. She watches it every day after school. The next day she told me Friday’s show was supposed to be good so she was going to watch it in her room and not answer the door. With the lights off. And the blinds drawn. And a loaded gun. (She has never fired a gun in her life.) She’s a serious viewer.

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