Good and bad wishes for Rush

Rush Limbaugh was rushed to the hospital this afternoon in Hawaii, which has right- and left-wingnuts alternately concerned and excited. We bring you selected prayers and death wishes.
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Bither Taitz: “It might be time now” to revolt

Multi-talented Orly Taitz is a famous wingnut, birther attorney, and dentist. Her latest blog post claims Obama purposely appointed an inept Homeland Security Director in order to sabotage the country with underwear bombs. Thus she believes “It might be time now” to take up arms in revolution. [Via TPM]

IT MIGHT BE TIME NOW
Posted on December 28, 2009

During her [Napolitano's] tenure Arizona was number 1 in the country according to the number of kidnappings and number 2 in the World. Why did Obama pick as a director of Homeland security one with the worst record? What is the real intention of this Kenyan, Indonesian communist usurper? Is it to provide security for us or to destroy our security? Judge for yourself.

Seeing targeted destruction of our economy, our security, dissipation of American jobs, massive corruption in the Government, Congress Department of Justice and Judiciary, it might be time to start rallies and protests using our second amendment right to bare arms and organise in militias.

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Merry Xmas from Wingnut-land

The Obama socialist Christmas tree decoration program has the wingnuts up in arms about Yule balls. This year, the White House enlisted schools and community groups across the country to help collage balls for their Christmas tree. As a result, objectionable and degenerate art images — such as Andy Warhol’s painting of Mao, Mt. Rushmore with Obama’s head pasted adjacent, and a drag queen flanked by rainbows — were pasted by volunteers atop at least three separate balls. These send strong signals to FReepers that the Obama Administration, like its Rainbow Mao Xmas balls, is unpatriotic and mocks religious values.

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Health care kills Christmas

Wingnut “Bunny” from Kansas explains to C-SPAN why the passing of the health care bill forced her to use the nuclear option: she took down her Christmas tree, lights, and decorations in protest. Santa doesn’t visit socialist countries, so what’s the point? [Via TPM and Wonkette]

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Obama as Adolf “The Joker” Hitler

There are so many elements at play here that it’s hard to know where to start. The Joker makeup and Hitler mustache produce a vexing mixed metaphor. And why is Michelle flying a tiny plane? Don’t miss the tiny “666″ forearm tattoo, and on the watch face a picture of … Rasputin? John Barrymore as Svengali? Your suggestions welcome. Muhammad, from the Dutch cartoons (thanks, Harlon!).

Taken from Free Republic thread "WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE?"

The gravestone marked “R.I.P. Donald Young” refers to a choir director from Chicago that many wingnuts believe was murdered to cover up homosexual escapades and crack use between Obama, a man named Larry Sinclair, and Young. Really, people think this.

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Wingnuttiest launched!

Welcome, readers, to Wingnuttiest.com. Here we hope to bring you the choicest, most exquisite excerpts of wingnut culture from across the Interwebs. As wingnut connoisseurs, we regularly delve into the darkest corners of the wingnutweb so you don’t have to. But if you do spot something delicious, please mail in your tips to wingnut at wingnuttiest dawtcom!

The blog has just started, but since we have a treasure trove of old bookmarks to great wingnutcerpts saved up, we’ll be posting (and back-dating) some of them here to jump-start things a little. Stick with us and we’ll do our best!

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Sarah “Warrior Princess” Palin

Sarah Palin’s face has been superimposed atop many bodies before, but none so artfully done as this one.

[Spotted on FR either here or here]

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Dear Army: please overthrow our President

Guest column today!  This article was originally posted on Newsmax, a very respected wingnut news site and magazine that just happens to look like Newsweek. Sadly, Newsmax has removed all traces of this article from their site. Still, many do share the author’s view that it is patriotic to advocate a military-led coup against our President. Read on for the column and the reaction it got on Free Republic.


Obama Risks A Domestic Military “Intervention”
Tuesday, September 29, 2009 10:35 AM
By John L. Perry

There is a remote, although gaining, possibility America’s military will intervene as a last resort to resolve the “Obama problem.” Don’t dismiss it as unrealistic. Read More »

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Glenn Beck keeping nuts up wingnights

Here’s one of the most amazing discussions on Free Republic in a while. Its original poster can’t sleep because he’s worrying too much about the state of the country, and finds that dozens of his fellow freepers are suffering from the same Obama/Beck-induced insomnia:

can you sleep
Posted on September 24, 2009 1:22:23 AM EDT

is there anyone else out there that feels something is so imminent, they cannot sleep. Maybe it’s the not knowing.Who would have ever believed in the USA

What follows is more than a hundred late-night comments revealing, completely un-selfconsciously, the most paranoid fantasies and fears: of the new dual-purpose H1N1 quarantine / political re-education camps being built; worrying that noises in the night will turn out to be tanks rolling down the street bringing Obama’s Marxist takeover; speculation about UFOs watching us over Walla Walla, Washington; and several posts about how these troubles with insomnia began, interestingly enough, when they started watching Glenn Beck

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It’s 5 o’clock: do you know where your children are?

It’s five o’clock and this FR mom’s daughter is watching Glenn Beck in the dark, holding a loaded gun. Glenn Beck has said he believes in “Norman Rockwell’s America,” so let’s try to imagine a Rockwell rendering of this American scene:

My 16-year-old daughter LOVES Glenn Beck. She was angry last week when her ex-boyfriend came by the house because she had to miss Glenn’s show. She watches it every day after school. The next day she told me Friday’s show was supposed to be good so she was going to watch it in her room and not answer the door. With the lights off. And the blinds drawn. And a loaded gun. (She has never fired a gun in her life.) She’s a serious viewer.

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